I normally do not make the mistake of buying the kids Icees at the START of a shopping trip, but I had sold some schoolbooks via Craigslist and was meeting the gal in the Target food court. (I should mention how proud I am of my savings - Cartwheel had Icees and popcorn on discount.)
After the books were sold, and the drinks half devoured, I ventured further into the store to grab some shoes. Dean is notorious for losing his shoes - or at least one of each pair. While in North Dakota he lost his favorite slip on shoe in the tall grass in the field while 4-wheeling. Despite spending a few hours searching, it was never located.
I found him some very cool Avengers slip on shoes. While his sister tried on a pair (BOGO deal) he ran around the aisles "kissing" the shoes. Yes, kissing. "I love shoes, Mom. I kiss them."