Deanism #12

So the rule is if Dean gets out of bed I will count to 3. If he is not back in bed (a cot in my room) by 3 then he has to sleep in his own room (I know, I am just an evil mom, right?).  To him, that is torture.  So I counted, made it all the way to 3 and got up to put him in bed. He shouts "No, I just wanted you to count to two!!! Not 3."  Um, yeah, that's the point...