My son really IS the most hilarious kid in the world. (Example: On July 4th we're shooting off backyard fireworks and Dean says "That one was awesome AND it really freaked me out. It was TWO things!") Since everyone needs to have a very funny toddler or preschooler to keep them amused, I am sharing mine with you!
Thus begins a new series of posts entitled "Deanisms." This does not mean my daughters are not also pretty entertaining, BTW, but not 20 times a day like my 4 year old. As Baby Bruce gets older, I'm sure I will have twice the entertainment!
"Dean, I JUST cleaned your room! Why is it a really big mess?"
"No, just a medium mess, Mommy."
Oh, well then by all means, nevermind. As you were.