Thursday, September 5, 2013

Deanism #13

I splurged big time and bought a pack mini Kit Kat bars.  I hid it in the drawer under my computer in the living room.  I guess I hide candy here too often because I came home from the doctor today to find the package ripped open and the bars strewn all over the couch.

"Dean, did you eat my Kit Kats?!" I was pretty upset about it.

"No, just 2."  Well, okay then, if it was JUST 2 then it doesn't count as stealing my candy, right?!

To which my daughter added "He's just helping you lose weight Mom."  Who knew my other kids were funny too?! :)

Guess I'm fat AND my candy is gone...